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As a college student, when you drink too much of the good stuff, you tend to release a waterfall. So where do you go? Well, that’s simple: the infamous fraternity bathrooms, which we all know are not up to Martha Stewart’s standards. Adrian College World had the pleasure of judging these bathrooms during the annual festivities: “Who has the best, cleanest, and most appealing fraternity bathroom?” Here is what a few of the Dawgs had to say:

️ “Bro, definitely TKE. Just always clean, man.”

“Any bathroom that supplies toiletries ranks high on my list. GO TKE! smashes can on head.”

Theta wouldn’t even let me go upstairs.”

“Theta’s lines are always too long. Might as well walk back to my dorm.”

“SAE rules. Enough said.”

“Just put the toilet seat up when you puke, come on!”

“Umm, I’m afraid to sit on any fraternity toilet seat… just stand and squat. Theta Chi for sure has my vote.”

“PIKE’s bathroom usually smells like fart. But it’s okay.”

“I love PIKE! The men there are always so funny and don’t hog the bathrooms.”

It looks like TKE will be taking this year’s Fraternity Bathroom’s Hospitality award. Thank you for making the parties cleaner and being gentlemanly enough to supply the ladies with toiletries.

So, if you want the award next year, maybe let people use the cleaner upstairs bathroom, fix those sinks, and supply more paper towels!